A premium cinematic dark fantasy comedy illustration, vertical 9:16. Ultra-cute chibi emerald dragon chef with glossy green scales, enormous golden eyes, oversized chef hat, white apron embroidered with gold trim, standing inside a luxurious royal castle kitchen filled with giant cauldrons, enchanted ovens, copper cookware and medieval cooking tools. The dragon gently breathes a tiny stream of fire beneath a single frying pan, trying to cook one ordinary egg with incredible concentration. Behind him, the entire castle kitchen is accidentally engulfed in harmless smoke, scorched banners and melted chandeliers, while the tiny egg remains completely raw. The dragon smiles proudly, convinced everything is going perfectly. Premium stylized Pixar-quality 3D CGI, cinematic warm firelight, polished metal reflections, expressive cartoon anatomy, collectible figurine quality, humorous contrast between enormous power and tiny task. At the top place large Russian text: «ПОЧТИ ГОТОВО.» The lettering is sculpted from glowing molten lava with subtle orange embers and cooling volcanic stone edges, naturally integrated above the fireplace. Perfect Russian spelling. Add a small elegant white signature "Whitezzz" in the bottom-right corner. No logos, no watermark, no blood.
